I will get out of bed as soon as the alarm rings.
I will eat until I'm full during breakfast and watch TV.
I will be prepared to face the day with a brave expression on my face when I leave home.
I will drive to work this expression on my face, though it may change if I have to deal with other drivers.
I will enter the workplace ready for anything at nine o'clock.
I will engage in corporate politics with my co-workers, subordinates, and superiors.
I will jockey and squirm for an extra $1,000 per year with greater responsibilities because I will be able to say I did it when I leave this job for one that pays an extra $1,000 per year with even greater responsibilities.
I will complete tasks with no knowledge of the eventual results of said tasks.
I will eat until I'm full on my lunch break and read http://www.cnn.com/.
I will go back to work after my lunch break and consider going on a diet or buying cocaine.
I will look up diets online while I'm supposed to work.
I will drive home aggressively.
I will attempt to make several phone calls but stop dialing every time.
I will order a pizza.
I will eat until I'm full.
About Me
- adam
- Stories are a chance to be a god to your characters and setting. God is cruel.
2 comments:
That's good. The stories I have read in present tense have all been seccond person. "You will blah-blah-blah," which gives me an awful knee-jerk reaction. A sort of "I will not! What the fuck do you know asshole? You don't know anything about me." Even if the "you" is really first person. I just don't like it. But this is real first person. Much better. Good good.
Myopia = AWESOME, I hope.
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